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Jim Carrey Won a Lifetime Achievement Award and the Internet Decided He Was a Clone

Jim Carrey showed up to the César Awards in Paris, gave a speech entirely in French that he apparently spent months preparing for, thanked his family, traced his ancestry back three hundred years to Saint-Malo, and the internet looked at all of that and said yes but what if it was a clone. The whole thing got rocket fuel when a drag artist posted an Instagram photo of prosthetics next to a picture of Carrey at the ceremony with the caption "Alexis Stone as Jim Carrey in Paris," which was almost certainly performance art but landed on a conspiracy-primed audience the same way a lit match lands on a gas leak. A source later told the Daily Mail that Carrey finds the whole thing "sad" — not because people mocked his appearance, but because, and this is a direct quote, "people are stupid." He is sixty-four years old, he hasn't been in public since November, and apparently that is now the exact amount of time it takes for the internet to decide you've been replaced by a satanist clone, which is a sentence I genuinely did not expect to type today.

#conspiracy#celebrity-clones

Staunch Trump Supporters Are Now Asking If He's the Antichrist

Trump posted an AI image of himself dressed in white robes surrounded by golden light like a Renaissance ceiling painting come to life, and deleted it fourteen hours later like a man who checked his mentions and immediately regretted every decision he had made that morning. The people losing their minds over it were not the usual suspects — it was Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Texas pastor who fired up a livestream on the subject, and Tucker Carlson, who apparently had forty-three minutes of thoughts ready to go on short notice. A researcher quoted in the piece makes the point that's been sitting in the room this whole time: Trump spent years letting people call him chosen and anointed and sent by God, and it turns out the same Bible that has a verse for everything has several very specific verses about exactly this kind of guy.

#religion#evangelical